(*walks up, dressed better than the other jurors*) Hello finalists.. I'd congratulate you but.. anyways. So this season was all about taking out big threats. And that is why you three are all in the fibal three. You were non entities. And by having bad games, it came out woth you three having the best games. Shea with his messy overbearing attitude, even though you were taken out. Nathan with his decent strategic game but appalling social game, and jennifer eith her lovely ability to ride anything. Specifically coat tails. Now for questions.
Nathan, in your speech you took a lot of credit for moves that were allys as well as yours. Ehile you did make moves, no one else in the game was truly able to see them becausr you never spoke to anyone out of your alliance. So why should I reward a game most of us couldn't see?
Shea, as much personal ill will I have toward you, I do thonk you played harder than your opponents. Did you play better? Depatable. But your answers have been disrespectful. All your answers have talked down on your fellow finalists, nkw I want you to own up to your problems, and say nice things about Nathans game, and if at all possible, Jennifers game.
Jennifer, what made you so willing to vote me out? I had no intent of sending you home. You said I was taking your position in the alliance when you didn't even have one. So after I tried working with you despite your shitty frame of time, why me? And if it had gone to a tie, would you have kept your vote, or would you have done the well known jennifer flipping?